Yeah, you heard me! I am the man! I mean, THE MOM!!
I cleaned this house yesterday in ways that would put Donna Reed to shame. I dusted, I vacuumed, I did laundry. It was Sitter Day, which afforded me the time to complete all this work.
Ok, so maybe it was just the first floor. But still! I did NOT dust with a Swiffer, I used Pledge, and a DUST CLOTH for crying out loud! AND I emptied the shredder, which was totally overflowing, thanks to Sissy.
OK, so maybe it was only the living and dining rooms on the first floor. Donna Reed's living and dining rooms never sparkled like this! And don't forget about all my fabulous laundry skills!
OK, so maybe it was only two loads of towels. But that is two loads that are clean were there were none before!
I did walk the dog, which I'm pretty sure Donna Reed never did. Their poor dog probably suffered from depression from never getting walked.
I have a happy doggy!
I RULE!!!
In other news, I just changed a diaper with bright orange contents. Orange?? What the heck was Kate the Wonder Sitter feeding this girl??
