EverAfterLand

A Viewpoint From One Of The OTHER Millions Of Moms

Ellen Degeneres spoke up on her talk show yesterday about the group One Million Moms and their protests of JC Penney hiring a lesbian as their new spokesperson.

In case you've been living in outer space over the last few years, Ellen would be the gay woman this group is taking offense to.

Here at EverAfterLand, we are NOT in agreement with the (way LESS than) One Million women who make up the group.  

And I think our snack time is a bit of evidence to that....

 OK, so Miss Priss had already eaten all the Mommies.  

But to her credit, and without missing a beat, she said, "That's OK, Mommy, I'll just have two DADDIES!"

And her Two Daddy Family was just as yummy and satisfying as her more traditional "mom & dad" families had been!

Won't Anyone Help This Poor Child?

For the price of a cup of coffee, this poor child will get the food she so desperately needs. 

But, just to be clear, we're talking about a Mocha Grande. 

From Starbucks. (Obviously. Who else uses pretentious sizes like "grande.")

And while I am at Starbucks purchasing the Mocha Grande that you so generously paid for, I will get the poor child a danish. 

Which reminds me, you should probably add a few extra bucks to that donation. 

You know, for the danish. 

Thank you so much for working to feed this poor, hungry baby!