That's right, I said ASS.
As in A.S.S.
Cause this isn't funny, folks. And I've got no energy left to mince words!
I have neglected everything bloggy these last few weeks. No commenting, no emailing. I can barely bolster enough energy to get a post up once in a while.
I wish I could say I've been spending my computer-free time knitting a baby blanket. Or sewing the Christmas stockings. Or learning how to use my new sewing machine. But no.
I've just been sitting on my ASS.
And judging by the snugness of my stretchy pants, that ass has increased in size by about 25% since all this started.
Yeah, for all you haters out there who were enraged at the fact that I get to skip the whole "morning sickness" thing, you now have something to gloat over.
If there's no puking, there's only EATING! There, are you happy now?
Well that's about it for today. I just spent the morning hammering out my latest post for The Classy Closet. So if you just can't get enough of me, head on over there and check it out!
In the meantime, just know that I miss you all and I'm very hopeful that I will resume a little bit of my formerly energetic self as these weeks progress. Thank you so much for continuing to throw a comment my way every once in a while. I do manage to read them, even if I can't seem to make my fingers work long enough to shoot you a reply.
Now, back to my couch and my bagel. Buttered with half the tub, of course.
