I am pleased to inform you <and All the World!> that you may now *officially* refer to me as a.......
That's right, I am now "Jennifer Hilton, PROFESSIONAL Blogger."
I practically sound like a Super Hero!!!
She fights crime with her blazing pen...er...keyboard, wiping out criminals with her Fingers of Justice!
So why the big change?
Well, for the first time EVER in the HISTORY of this blog I actually got PAID!!!!
I have mentioned before that I am an Amazon Affiliate. So when you click on those blue letters in my posts that zoom you over to Amazon.com, I receive a percentage of anything that is purchased through that link.
And what do you suppose I discovered when I zipped over to my Amazon Affiliates Account last week to score some more linkies?
Check. It. Out......
See that part in the middle that says "Total Earnings?"
That's right, baby! A whole buck-sixty-seven!
Elated, I shared the good news with Hubby.
Me: I'm a Professional Blogger now! My blog has made one dollar and sixty-seven cents!!
Hubs: That's great! So, what does that make your hourly pay work out to?
Hubbys can be SO nonsensical sometimes.
No matter, I am now a Bonafide Professional!
Which means I'm going to need a few things. A new computer, for starters, and then probably a secretary.....and definitely an assistant.....and I can't do proper writing in these ratty old pajamas, I need some new fancier ones - French ones, I think......